Malifornia Pinconsin

Transcript:

“We were sitting on a log
Then we found a nut
Then then then…
We put it in a donut
And then we put it in the fire
Then it exploded like a fire bomb
Then we ran away
And it almost hit us
Then we shot away”

admin  Oct 21, 2010 Cautionary Tales, Videos

“I dreamed I was eating a pizza and then it exploded!”

admin  Oct 12, 2010 Cautionary Tales, Illustrated

“I dreamed that I was sleeping in my bedroom and a whirlpool was by my hand.  And then I went to sleep in the living room, but there was a whirlpool there, too.”

admin  Oct 9, 2010 Illustrated

“I imagined that my best friend got shot in the stomach and then he died.”

admin  Oct 8, 2010 Cautionary Tales, Illustrated

Mommy Running on the Beach

“I had a dream that mommy was running on the beach.”

The Whirlpool Sweeping Mommy Away

“And a big whirlpool came. And mommy couldn’t swim in the whirlpool.”

Daddy and I Rescuing Mommy

“And daddy and I pulled and pulled on mommy’s hood to get her to the shore. But she was really heavy. And she was safe. The end.”

admin  Oct 6, 2010 Cautionary Tales, Illustrated

“I imagined that my best friend ate some pumpkin pie and then he threw up.”

admin  Oct 4, 2010 Cautionary Tales, Illustrated

“I imagined that my best friend ate some pumpkin pie.  And it was poisoned.  And his eyeball fell out and he died.”

admin  Oct 3, 2010 Cautionary Tales, Illustrated

Eric Being Eaten by a Shark (illustration by daddy)

“My best friend Eric went scuba diving and got eaten by a shark.”

admin  Oct 3, 2010 Cautionary Tales, Illustrated

Transcript:
“One of my friends was eating a pumpkin pie and then he got really sick and then a lightbulb flashed so bright that he got blind and died. Very bad. The end. Boomboom.”

admin  Oct 1, 2010 Cautionary Tales, Videos

Once, when I was a grown-up, I lived in Malifornia with Miss Lori. In a green house.

admin  Sep 8, 2010 Grown-up, Illustrated